From the recording Hodie Hoe
What happens when you get three fun-loving song writers together in the same room who are all cat ladies? Well, Cat Train is the result!
Lyrics
1 cat 2 cats 3 cats 4, 5 cats 6 cats 7 cats more
8 cats 9 cats, I got 10, yes ma’am kitty where have you been?!
Cat train, can’t train cats, cat train, can’t train cats, cat train, can’t train cats, yes ma’am kitty I’ll see you in the mornin’
She cuddles up close and her motor is on, I give her some pets while I sing a song
all of a sudden she scratches and bites, yes ma’am kitty you’re out tonight!
Cat train……..
She’s a uni-belly, bi-eared, quadro-ped fur making machine
She only likes the cat nip only when it’s green.
Kitty comes in and she’s covered in dirt, I try to clean her coat but it just don’t work
I stick her in the bath and pour water on her back, no ma’am kitty cats don’t like that!
Cat train……..
She’s a uni-belly, bi-eared, quadro-ped fur making machine
She only likes the cat nip only when it’s green.

